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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:43:07 -0400

man-underboard: I swear to fucking god if I ever kill myself please stop anyone from making a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:58 -0400

man-underboard:

I swear to fucking god if I ever kill myself please stop anyone from making a facebook page in my dedication

whatevachild: “FOX News Reports: Tumblr User Whatevachild was seen last night in Amsterdam where...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:21 -0400

whatevachild:

“FOX News Reports:

Tumblr User Whatevachild was seen last night in Amsterdam where he allegedly wrote “Lick my prostate you whore” in the Diary of Anne Frank, and also ‘Wished she would have been a Canon Cosplayer’. We will have more on the story, Tonight at 11pm.”

siriusstark: awkwardsituationist: 98 year old dobri dobrev, a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:41:44 -0400

siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:41:29 -0400

fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:41:19 -0400

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:41:11 -0400

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:58 -0400

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!

mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:49 -0400

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

wasps

those stringy things on the banana

commercials on youtube

Neurolove.me: Tips for Looking more Confident

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:43 -0400

Neurolove.me: Tips for Looking more Confident:

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Pay attention to your posture. Stand straight, and don’t slouch.

2. Smile.

3. Look people in the eyes. Averting your gaze or looking down at your feet sends the message that you’re feeling insecure.

4. Take your time - so you look more relaxed and ease…

people-should-all-be-onions: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:32 -0400

people-should-all-be-onions:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

fuckING HELL

chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:26 -0400

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

running upstairs

running downstairs

running

stoked on life

scared

walking through my house in the dark

bored

boobs

only-watching-for-the-eyesex: Olivia…fucking…Wilde

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:20 -0400

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:58 -0400

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

katkinkat: forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:50 -0400

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

hammerito: fuckyeah1990s: Socks Clinton Appreciation...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:44 -0400

hammerito:

fuckyeah1990s:

Socks Clinton Appreciation Post

Socks would have been an internet star if that had been an option in the 90’s. RIP Socks.

shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:38 -0400

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

thetasteofinkisgettingold: garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:25 -0400

thetasteofinkisgettingold:

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

Showing my mum this

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:17 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:01 -0400

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me